Almost in the Middle

Rabbits From spokesperson ^Pro in spokesperson (1 hour old)

I put up a rabbit proof fence today to protect some particularly precious roses and shrubs. But I bet the buggers are even now evolving into pole vaulters.While I'm sitting here tinkering with my Mac… more

Mid week smiles all round From jackfrost ^Pro in A Laugh and a Smile (5 hours old)

  Pleezeeeee Feed me! Honest excuse I can see a flaw in this security Spot the fake!! Ugly or what When you know you parked in the wrong place!! genuine reason!! wonder how many people t… more

Silence From spokesperson ^Pro in spokesperson (6 hours old)

I wonder if two minutes silence every day is not a bad thing.There's something about the atmosphere it creates, and the stillness is very beneficial.The reason for the silence each year on this day is… more

Diary From spokesperson ^Pro in spokesperson (10 hours old)

My diary is filling up, and for once, I don't mind.I'm in a busy, social type mood.I have these phases.Sometimes I only want to be quiet, but that's maybe only to give me the energy I need to get out … more

Remembrance Day From MrFlighty in Sofa flying (14 hours old)

See also Janeagain's In Flanders Fields,  La Spice's In Remembrance, Uphilldowndale's Remembrance Day and VegPlotting's Poppy Day.… more

Rest in peace From spokesperson ^Pro in spokesperson (1 day old)

A Brazilian bricklayer turned up at his own funeral, sources tell me.  His family thought he had been killed in a car crash, but he surprised them by arriving at the funeral just in time before they b… more

Bad start turning positive From spokesperson ^Pro in spokesperson (1 day old)

The pathetic whining noise of a reluctant engine, the grey damp morning air, the clock counting down to the start of work ...and yes, my bike wouldn't start this morning.But because I live in a remote… more

Who invented Single Digit a.m times? From Japes in Continuing Changes (1 day old)

For some weeks now, I've been setting my alarm for 05.25 a.m. to be up in time to catch the 06.18 a.m. bus, which fortunately stops almost immediately outside the house, three times a week. This is… more

Apple blight From spokesperson ^Pro in spokesperson (2 days old)

So, the Apple iPhone is under attack from its first ever virus.An Apple spokesperson (that's me) said: "There's no need to panic.  We are opening Apple hospitals all over the world, where all the sta… more

Chaos From spokesperson ^Pro in spokesperson (2 days old)

Is it just me or is the world in a state of permanent chaos? People just don't seem able or willing to communicate about the most basic things - unless it's coffee and biscuits, of course!… more

An amazing story..."Noah the Dove From jackfrost ^Pro in A Laugh and a Smile (3 days old)

From an email: Noah, the Dove These little bunnies, about 6 days old, were attacked by a dog and orphaned. Two out of the litter of five did not survive, and these three were not doing very well. … more

It was a good idea, but From Japes in Continuing Changes (3 days old)

it didn't work. I'm going to have to wait and get it sorted another time. I can do no more, and I have apologised for my loss of temper, which made me feel better, even if there is no further resoluti… more

Foodinnuendo From spokesperson ^Pro in spokesperson (3 days old)

One of the most blatantly sexual advertising promotions was the legendary Cadburys Flake ad on tv.They managed to put the sex into chocolate, but they haven't quite managed it with fruit and veg, have… more

Clear out From spokesperson ^Pro in spokesperson (3 days old)

I feel the need for a clear-out of possessions.I look round and see objects, clothes, gadgets, that I just don't need or use.And Christmas usually means the acquisition or compulsory receipt of more o… more

THE VOCA PEOPLE - NEW VIDEO LIVE From jackfrost ^Pro in A Laugh and a Smile (4 days old)

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Big Lottery win From spokesperson ^Pro in spokesperson (4 days old)

Two British people have won £45 million pounds each on the EuroMillions lottery. A spokesperson (that's me) said: "We are all looking forward to being really friendly with them, and the money is comp… more

Time for a rest From spokesperson ^Pro in spokesperson (4 days old)

I smell of bonfire.My shoulders are aching.My face is dirty. But I've cleared a load of space on the hillside and I've had great lungfuls of cold fresh air.Now I need a hot shower, a mug of tea, a hu… more

Beyonce From spokesperson ^Pro in spokesperson (5 days old)

Religious leaders in Egypt have branded Beyonce's show, which opens her world tour there tonight, as nothing more than an 'insolent sex show'.Spokesperson (that's me) said: 'I only paid them ten dolla… more

Old age crime From spokesperson ^Pro in spokesperson (5 days old)

Avon and Somerset Police detained suspects aged over 70 for offences including loan sharking, possessing an automatic weapon and conspiracy to murder. Information released under the Freedom of Inform… more

Good days From spokesperson ^Pro in spokesperson (5 days old)

There are days when everything seems to go just right.Today is one of those, I think.I felt positive and energetic when I woke up, and I feel motivated to get on with things.It might be the two measur… more

News From spokesperson ^Pro in spokesperson (6 days old)

I'm living more of a fresh air life, and loving it.The combination of hard physical work and ice cold autumn air is just fantastic, and the perfect antedote to the slog of desk work. I'm even beginni… more

Did I say slow and gentle? From Japes in Continuing Changes (6 days old)

That was before I filled thirty green bin liners full of leaves. That was before I wrote a 1,000 word reference. That was before I negotiated a peace treaty. That was before I did two loads … more

Liu Bolin ~ The Invisible Man From jackfrost ^Pro in A Laugh and a Smile (6 days old)

Liu Bolin ~ The Invisible Man This guy paints himself, no kidding. He uses no trick photography; he just paints himself. … more

Working through the Never Ending List. From Japes in Continuing Changes (6 days old)

I swear that list never gets any shorter - but I have tackled most of the worst problems on it, and even had so am awarding myself a gentle, slow day after the angst and traumas of the last few days. … more

Daddy, how was I born? From jackfrost ^Pro in A Laugh and a Smile (6 days old)

A little boy goes to his father and asks, 'Daddy, how was I born?' The father answers, 'Well, son, I guess one day you will need to find out anyway! Your Mom and I first got together in a chat room … more

Mid week mirth!! From jackfrost ^Pro in A Laugh and a Smile (7 days old)

Who Me...It wasn't me honest who needs an education to work at walmart!! At least the brolly will keep her dry!! bloody queue jumpers... African speed bump ..:)) Mobile phones have come along… more

No words nesessary From jackfrost ^Pro in A Laugh and a Smile (7 days old)

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Simple game From jackfrost ^Pro in A Laugh and a Smile (8 days old)

Here have some simple fun Click HERE… more

And still we remember them...Poppy Appeal From jackfrost ^Pro in A Laugh and a Smile (8 days old)

The average British soldier is 19 years old.....he is a short haired, well built lad who, under normal circumstances is considered by society as half man, half boy. Not yet dry behind the ears and ju… more

Have a quick smile!! From jackfrost ^Pro in A Laugh and a Smile (8 days old)

A real VW fanMe and my shadow Hmmmm I wonder why he is sat alone..:)) Only funny if you dont own a cat! Plumbers nightmare You should have thought about it before you said I do!! Spot the tatto… more